Do not Squat on Toilet Bowls
10
July
Seriously, I have no time to blog today, but my itchy hands just couldnt stop me from turning up my laptop, double-clicking the Internet Browser - by default it will go to my Blog Page.. and by default I will start BLOGGING!!!!! GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….
Ok la.. just a short one will do
But a disgusting one!
I hate to go public toilets, I think i did mention it in my previous Taiwan travelogue. I mean those in Malaysia are really “breathtaking” as in I have to stop my breath before entering the toilet.
Whenever I’m out to somewhere *not near to my default toilet bowls* , I will try to search for the best nearby toilet. This is why… I am very annoying “mafan” but hey I believe lots of girls are just like me okey? I rather “hold my pee or hold my sh*t” until my face turn green I also don’t want to go a dirty toilet, unless the Sh*t is about to flow out.. then what to do right?
I will always opt for good toilets.. such as HOTEL toilets.. Imagine, even when you are *sh*tting* inside, there’s even music of “KENNY-G” accompanying you. I’m taking RH hotel as for example. Kekeke..
My concern is, Why is Malaysia’s public toilet are so dirty??
I also dunno why, but Malaysian do have a bad practice, especially in “ladies” toilet. Most of the toilet seats are being squat by dirty and wet shoes, ended up everyone start squatting on it and people like me will start complaining why so dirty!!!
THEY MAKE IT UNUSABLE FOR OTHERS BY DIRTYING IT!
IKANO knows the best.. and they’ve come out such a comic to cut down the possibilities of squatting.
This is a friendly reminder, Don’t squat, else you gotta lost your foot!
dd=.=bb
Let’s join me for yoga. When facing up such toilets, I will rather half bend *not touching the toilet seats*. Skills does apply here. Kekeke… call me the guru then i will teach you, FREE OF CHARGE!
1. willchua | July 10th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
LOL…
Confirm gonna be in Kokoberry tonight 8PM. See you tonight.
2. Faith | July 10th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
what is ikano?
most of the singapore toilet got place this poster ley..
3. (='.'=) | July 10th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I will rather half bend *not touching the toilet seats*. I did the same too, i thought i m the only one half bend myself. hahaha! then i also only go to the nearby Hotel toilets, if other kopitiam… i half my pee too.. hehehe!
4. (='.'=) | July 10th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
*hold my pee. i mean.
5. windwalker | July 10th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I would prefer going to toilet with Usher-Love In This Club music playing….hahahaha
6. C. Auratus | July 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Teach me can?
7. goolooloo | July 10th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
WillChua. Ok see you then..
Faith. Err Ikano Power Centre is where IKEA is located at PJ.
I know Spore also have tat but its not common in Msia.
(=’.'=) Hehe… So do you practice yoga? kekeke. Anyway.. give me 5!
Windwalker: Kuakuakua.. have to ask the DJ tukar lagu first…
C.Auratus: I tot you can swim, why need to bend?? Anyway if you wanna learn i can show you some day
8. Pearly | July 10th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Ha, me also GURU in yoga (half bend). Trained since i was 10, now very steady ya.
My mum keep telling me the public toilet bowl been stained of other ppl Sh*t, how to not squat ? Haha…
9. Huai Bin | July 10th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
It’s called The Hover Method.
One of my ex-gf always does that in public toilets. She hovers over the toilet bowl, not touching the bowl with her thighs but still with the correct angle to allow the flow to be manageable. Haha!
10. goolooloo | July 10th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Pearly: High 5.. i think lots of people are practicing this Hover Method ya..
HuaiBin: Which of your ex gf is that? You have so many gf.sss, well of course manageable to shoot the right place la.. the toilet bowl so big..
** Why guys always pee senget one har??? **
11. mrcoolku | July 10th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
to my understanding, if you are really too heavy, better dun squat on the toilet bowl. coz the ceramic made bowl cannot support heavy weight. there are some killing cases by squatting on toilet bowl. ~~
12. goolooloo | July 11th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Haha.. coolku u mean i am too heavy to squat? Ok, i got the point, start starving from now on. Kekekek
By the way, I don’t squat, and its true like what you said, the ceramic cannot support, and some ppl did not notice the cracks, and the unfortunate one will get the accidents happen.
13. mrcoolku | July 11th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Oops… i didn’t mean it. i just comment it in general.