Wakakaka.. I’m actually laughing out loud!

Again its a lame joke from Dr.Suresh, My Dear Indian lover Wakakaka.. sure MrPoh darling wanna kill me again.

Its a married humor that he forwarded to me. Since you so curious about my MSN msg.. here you go, let you see yourself. Blerk…

Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Husband : “I was looking for the expiry date.”

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Wife : “Do you want dinner?”
Husband : “Sure! What are my choices?”
Wife : “Yes or no.”
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Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?”
Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.”
Wife: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?”
Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?”
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Stress Reliever Girl:
“When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.”
Boy: “It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.”
Girl: “Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.”
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Son: ” Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.”
Mom: “Well, you have done the right thing.”
Son: “But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.”
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A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!”
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever
The guy replies: “Thanks for the early warning.”
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A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor!”

Funny or not?

Laugh la.. Laugh la.. Days will go happier in this way. Who am i? I am Mary Goolooloo la!
Laugh is good for health.
Hope you have a pleasant day with your love one.

dd=.=bb