Just a joke sharing, hope you gonna have a bright and happy day ahead. :)
* Stories are meant to be in Chinese, but hope the translation will make you laugh too!

马和牛恋爱 Love Stories of Cow and Horse

马说 Horse says: Love u!
牛说 Cow says: Love u 2!

马说 Horse says: Miss u.
牛说 Cow says: Miss u 2!

马说 Horse says: Can i kiss u?
牛说 Cow says: NO!!

The angry Horse Question, WHY?
Then the cow replied, COS Cow head and Horse Mouth couldn’t be match!
因为牛头不对马嘴!哈哈!